We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
