Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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