Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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