And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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