He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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