It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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