We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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