sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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