Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm at about main and main street
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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