This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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