i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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