talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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