I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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