but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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