so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
