Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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