TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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