why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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