yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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