and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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