we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
its liver damage thursday
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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