I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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