It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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