She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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