Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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