You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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