Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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