Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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