Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
honey bunches of taint.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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