If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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