She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize