I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I will be naked everywhere
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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