But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
this just has baby written all over it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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