KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Life without a bra equals bliss.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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