Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
