how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
