just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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