$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How does one acquire holy water?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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