I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
