McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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