problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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