Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Randomize
