I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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