I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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