Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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