Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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