my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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