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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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