Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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