What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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