capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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