Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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