SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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