I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
