I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
is that a dick in a sweater?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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