on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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